Like some of you, I ran out of time to shop for a few people
this year. But I wanted them to
know what I would have gotten them if I had more time. Here are a few holiday presents that I
offer in spirit (or if you prefer, in theory).
1. For Rebecca Frankel, my
ace editor at FP, a new edition of Photoshop. She
picks all the great pictures that accompany my posts: just imagine what she
could do if she could take a stock image and alter it. How about Obama's head on Angela Merkel's body
or a photo-shopped picture of Dick Cheney, Hugo Chavez, and Ayatollah Khameini
swapping stories about civil liberties? Becky's done a terrific job of making this blog visually striking, and I
appreciate her efforts greatly.
2. For Barack Obama,
a signed copy of Taming American Power, with a bookmark at chapter 5: ("Foreign Policy in the National Interest"). Given the pounding the president took this
past year from Benjamin Netanyahu and his American friends, there's nothing I
could teach him about the Israel lobby, so no need to send him that one. Plus he has probably read it anyway,
but just can't admit it.
3. For David Rothkopf,
a DVD of Yoav Shamir's terrific documentary on anti-Semitism -- Defamation -- which he should find educational. I probably ought to include a valium
with the card.
4. For my students, a
promise to grade your exams in a benevolent frame of mind. That means that I promise not to start
grading until at least one hour after reading the morning papers. And if I happen to read the op-ed page
of either the Washington Post or Wall
Street Journal, I'll wait a good two hours.
5. For my readers: a
pledge to keep trying to enlighten, amuse, and confound you in 2010. I've learned a lot from writing this
blog, and I hope many of you have too. I wish you all a warm and joyous holiday, and may
2010 be more benign than a realist would expect.
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